well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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