Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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