Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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