The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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