I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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