It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
