Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
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I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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