brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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