I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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