in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
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I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
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you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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