I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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