is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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