Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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