Your tits are I can't wait for
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
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