Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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