Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
It's official drugs can't kill me
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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