I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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