thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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