Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
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Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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