i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
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This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
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So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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