He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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