im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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