i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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