i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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