Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
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It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
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Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Dear god my vagina.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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