Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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