I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
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We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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