Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
honey bunches of taint.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
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and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
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We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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