In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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