Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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