is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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