And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
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According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
We got so high we made milksteak
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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