Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I am spending my child support on dildos
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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