3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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