he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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