also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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