did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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