I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Randomize
