I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
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We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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