we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
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You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
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Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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