Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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