So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
