Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Is it because I queefed?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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