We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
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Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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