it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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