he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
The beer is more important than you right now.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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