i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
