Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
operation have a gay friend backfired
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our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
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Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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