Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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