I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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