At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
my liver is dry heaving
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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