your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
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