...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
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there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
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You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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