I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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