I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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