They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
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I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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