I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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