You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
Randomize
