i just had sex bonerless
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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